Sea of Galilee 11:40 Local Time
Here we are, on the shores of the famed Sea of Galilee, Israel’s number one resort destination. While known primarily for its fishing and boating opportunities, this area has many things to offer the weary traveller.
It is here, in this very seaport, where an anonymous tip has led this trail-worn reporter in search of a fresh-faced candidate who is making waves with his authoritative yet allegorical way of speaking.
Not an hour ago, the crowds were gathered at the Praetorium, where the popular governor Pontius Pilate, in a very expected turn of events, finally announced his candidacy for the office of Messiah. While this came as no surprise to most of the populace, there was of course that one guy who was absolutely shocked. Join us tomorrow for an interview.
Here in Galilee, we have spoken with several fishermen and found that not only has this mysterious new candidate been campaigning in the area, but he has recruited local talent to run his campaign.
Locals are describing a “get-up-and-go” sort of phenomenon that occurs whenever the candidate speaks directly to one of them about a job. One man described how two of his sons walked right off the job in the middle of the busy season when given the opportunity to work alongside this charismatic newcomer.
But who is this man of mystery? Where does he come from? What does his platform look like? What could he really do for us as Messiah?
These questions may soon be answered, as the man himself is reported to be moving his ministry in this direction. Stay tuned for a another quick-stop bio from our friends at Decent Descent, your nation’s best--and only--one-stop ancestry tracers.
Jonah Ammitai, Good News Weekly, reporting.
Here we are, on the shores of the famed Sea of Galilee, Israel’s number one resort destination. While known primarily for its fishing and boating opportunities, this area has many things to offer the weary traveller.
It is here, in this very seaport, where an anonymous tip has led this trail-worn reporter in search of a fresh-faced candidate who is making waves with his authoritative yet allegorical way of speaking.
Not an hour ago, the crowds were gathered at the Praetorium, where the popular governor Pontius Pilate, in a very expected turn of events, finally announced his candidacy for the office of Messiah. While this came as no surprise to most of the populace, there was of course that one guy who was absolutely shocked. Join us tomorrow for an interview.
Here in Galilee, we have spoken with several fishermen and found that not only has this mysterious new candidate been campaigning in the area, but he has recruited local talent to run his campaign.
Locals are describing a “get-up-and-go” sort of phenomenon that occurs whenever the candidate speaks directly to one of them about a job. One man described how two of his sons walked right off the job in the middle of the busy season when given the opportunity to work alongside this charismatic newcomer.
But who is this man of mystery? Where does he come from? What does his platform look like? What could he really do for us as Messiah?
These questions may soon be answered, as the man himself is reported to be moving his ministry in this direction. Stay tuned for a another quick-stop bio from our friends at Decent Descent, your nation’s best--and only--one-stop ancestry tracers.
Jonah Ammitai, Good News Weekly, reporting.