On a Boat, still on the Sea of Galilee, time still unknown
I have just received word of yet another remarkable occurrence in this generation’s race for Messiah. It seems Barrabas, that’s right, Barry Behind Bars, has officially entered the race.
There have been some questions as to the legality of his campaign, but as it turns out, since he is not yet convicted of a crime, and is merely in holding, he is eligible to run. The announcement came only minutes ago. It seems he intends to run the entire campaign from within his cell.
Visitor restrictions will of course be a major obstacle, but there seems to already be a rather extensive network of messengers in place to carry his words to the voting populace. I gotta hand it to the campaign team. Their ingenuity here may have a great impact on voter turnout, especially among the disenfranchised.
Jonah Ammitai, Good News Weekly, reporting.
I have just received word of yet another remarkable occurrence in this generation’s race for Messiah. It seems Barrabas, that’s right, Barry Behind Bars, has officially entered the race.
There have been some questions as to the legality of his campaign, but as it turns out, since he is not yet convicted of a crime, and is merely in holding, he is eligible to run. The announcement came only minutes ago. It seems he intends to run the entire campaign from within his cell.
Visitor restrictions will of course be a major obstacle, but there seems to already be a rather extensive network of messengers in place to carry his words to the voting populace. I gotta hand it to the campaign team. Their ingenuity here may have a great impact on voter turnout, especially among the disenfranchised.
Jonah Ammitai, Good News Weekly, reporting.