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The Campaign - Post#20

3/5/2018

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Jerusalem 9:00 p.m. Local Time

Welcome back to Messiah Watch.  he marketplace is as busy as ever, the news of the death of John the Baptist apparently having created a brand new market for desert-themed memorabilia. John’s love of desert life is being celebrated all over Jerusalem as we speak.  

Another new development has gotten everyone’s attention tonight. They are erecting a giant abacus right in the middle of the town square to keep track of polling numbers for the election. The abacus, which will reach a height of approximately 15 cubits, will all but block the view down Temple Avenue and completely cut off Census Circle. Tents and carts are relocating as we speak so as not to lose more business.

Sign makers seem to be the only ones excited about the mayhem, as their services are being requested at a much higher rate. Perhaps a “sign” of things to come in the next few days.

Jonah Ammitai, Good News Weekly, reporting.
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Kate Warren link
3/25/2018 11:48:26 am

Still trying to catch up on this series. I'm binge-reading.

I love the giant abacus! Where can I get one of those?

You're missing a T at the beginning of your second sentence, I think.

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